The Gizmo, The Automatic Pophole Door Opener.
..... It's 8 o'clock on a Saturday night, you've got your 'posh togs' on, the taxi is on its way, when the question is asked, "have you shut the chickens in"?..... and as this is my story I should mention it's November so dark and raining.
Experience has taught you that any remonstration on your part, that it's not your turn, that it's just not fair, attempts to fain deafness, throw a tantrum, will all prove useless. You're now in a quandary, option one, lie and say 'yes', option two, be truthful, say 'no' but qualify that with a reassuring "they'll be OK for one night" (fingers crossed for options one and two). Option three, get your wellies, don your favourite wax jacket, which when worn over a newly laundered white shirt seems inexplicably tattier smellier than normal, and then just go do it.
Now we have to be positive, chances are you'll get there and back without mishap, bit damp may be but no more than that. But this is fertile Sod's Law territory, you may get away with splashing a bit of mud up your strides, which will require a vigorous rub with a jaycloth for now and a trip to the dry cleaners later. At worst you'll go bum over head, then a total change of clothes will needed, and a 'domestic situation' will ensue which will not be conducive to a congenial night out .
It's about now you may be thinking why doesn't somebody market some sort of 'GIZMO' that automatically shuts the girls in at night..... and lets them out again in the morning.
Forsham now market such a GIZMO which really does shut the pophole at night and when our GIZMO senses day break, it opens the door. All oblivious to your state of attire and regardless of your still being hung over from a congenial night out.
Forsham's GIZMO.
Opens the pophole
Shuts the pophole.
Alleviates domestic situations.
Sanctions 'lay ins'
The Gizmo comes complete with aluminium door kit and batteries.
